I send my request across the wire,
JSON payload, my heart's desire.
Status 200, the sweet reply,
Data flows like clouds in sky.
But 404, oh dreaded sight,
Lost endpoints in the dark of night.
500 errors make me weep,
While timeout issues steal my sleep.
Yet still I code, through thick and thin,
Hoping that response comes in.
— REST Romantic
The Machine Learning Model
Neural networks, layers deep,
Patterns in data that we keep.
Training sets and validation splits,
Backpropagation, gradient bits.
Overfitting, the silent foe,
Regularization helps us grow.
Accuracy and F1 score,
Each epoch brings us more.
In silicon minds, intelligence grows,
Machine learning, future shows.
— AI Enthusiast
The Algorithm
O(n log n), the sweet spot found,
Where efficiency is sound.
Time complexity, space to spare,
Big O notation everywhere.
Bubble sort, so slow and meek,
Quick sort, the speed we seek.
Hash tables with constant time,
Algorithmic paradigm.
In every problem, patterns hide,
Let algorithms be your guide.
— Algorithm Artist
The Legacy Code
Ancient code from years gone by,
No documentation, we wonder why.
Comments sparse, logic obscure,
Spaghetti code we must endure.
Who wrote this? No one knows,
Technical debt forever grows.
To refactor or leave alone?
The eternal developer's moan.
Yet in this chaos, systems run,
Legacy code, never done.
— Legacy Maintainer
SQL Query
SELECT * FROM dreams WHERE hope = true,
JOIN with reality, a filtered view.
GROUP BY moments, ORDER BY time,
HAVING COUNT of memories sublime.
LEFT JOIN sorrows, RIGHT JOIN joys,
INNER workings like database toys.
WHERE clauses filter life's great test,
And indexes make queries blessed.
In tables of existence, rows align,
Relational beauty, by design.