In promises, I place my trust,
Async functions are a must.
Await the data, don't block the thread,
Let concurrent tasks spread.
Callbacks nested, pyramid of doom,
Async/await clears the room.
Clean and simple, code so bright,
Asynchronous delight.
No more callback hell for me,
Modern JavaScript sets me free.
— Async Advocate
The Code Review
My pull request awaits its fate,
Three approvals at the gate.
Comments come, both harsh and kind,
Each suggestion, a refined mind.
Nitpicks here, suggestions there,
"Consider this approach with care."
I push commits, address each note,
In collaborative boats we float.
For better code, we all aspire,
Through review, we lift each other higher.
— Collaborative Coder
The Framework
React, Vue, Angular, Svelte,
Choices where we've always dwelt.
Virtual DOM or compiled fast,
Which framework will forever last?
Components nested, props cascade,
State management, decisions made.
Hooks and lifecycle, rendered views,
Framework wars, who wins, who lose?
In the end, the choice is yours,
Build what works, open doors.
— Framework Philosopher
The Test Suite
Red, green, refactor cycle spins,
TDD is where it begins.
Unit tests guard every function,
Integration tests in conjunction.
Mock the data, stub the call,
Test coverage, catch it all.
CI pipeline runs the suite,
Green checkmarks, oh so sweet.
Code without tests is code in fear,
With tests, the path is clear.
— Test Driven Developer
The Terminal
Black screen glows in dimly lit room,
Cursor blinks, awaiting doom.
Commands typed with practiced grace,
Terminal, my favorite place.
Grep and awk, sed and find,
Unix tools, peace of mind.
Pipes connect, streams that flow,
Shell scripting, all I know.
GUI? No thanks, not for me,
Command line sets me free.